Ever wanted a Thanksgiving film where turkeys time travel and have light Texas accents? Well, you're in luck, because here that is in Free Birds, a film in which Owen Wilson and Woody Harrelson voice presidentially-pardoned turkeys that gain access to the government's secret time machine and use that to try to stop the Thanksgiving turkey tradition, ignoring the consequences of man never eating Turkey Hitler. That will probably be explored more in the sequel. In the meantime, here's a trailer.
I can't wait for all the fish-out-of-water gags about how much bird culture has changed!
Japan sure is weird if you're American, and are also a tow truck voiced by the voice Larry the Cable Guy, am I right, Larry the Cable Guy the Tow Truck? YES, he responds in this new Cars 2 trailer, using that voice he affects to let me know he probably drinks too many Budweiser... / Continue →
Larry the Cable Guy Car is a bumbling, terrible spy, but Michael Cain the Bond Car keeps misconstruing his idiocy for outside-the-box talent! Yikes! Also: Owen Wilson Car goes to Japan to do some racing in Tokyo! What in the Johnny English/Fast and the Furious sequel world!? I... / Continue →
Every year, between Halloween and December, the time comes when the commercials about witches buying La-Z-Boys and Frankenstein getting low financing end and yet it's not quite time for Santa to appear in that Fruity Pebbles ad they run every year. During this brief span of a f... / Continue →