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'Man of Tai Chi' Trailer: Oh, Keanu Reeves Made a Relatively Subdued 'Mortal Kombat' Movie


If you will, imagine for a moment that in the early '90s, when even Shaq got a 2D fighting game, Keanu Reeves was made the final boss of a Mortal Kombat rip-off. And imagine it somehow got so popular that, twenty years later, Reeves himself would direct and star in an adaptation of this video game--which we'll assume has at this point has spawned several KeanFu sequels. Well, you're not going to believe this, but it turns out that is all reality. It's the only explanation for this:

  • March 11, 2013
    Keanu Reeves contemplates his growing older, even if he hasn't actually aged since the '90s, in Generation Um..., a film that sees Reeves steal a camera and record intimate conversations with these two sexy girls he always hangs out with. He also eats a cupcake. More like Gener... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2012
    With digital video continuing its inevitable move to usurp film on the whole, Keanu Reeves has decided it's high time he investigate the rival formats before film dies entirely, forcing Keanu to once again travel back in time just to make an informed presentation on the matter.... / Continue →
  • October 30, 2008
    Here's a five-minute preview for The Day the Earth Stood Still, a remake of the sci-fi classic that takes that quaint shit and knocks it on its ass with so many CGI lasers. This trailer has removed all doubt that this is Keanu Reeves's best intense staring while in a suit perfo... / Continue →
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