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'The Lifeguard' Trailer: Kristen Bell Is Our Most Pensive, Directionless, Old Pool Employee


Kristen Bell is 29 and, like so many a 23-to-35-year-old protagonist of an indie dramedy, is directionless and filled with most of Zach Braff's ennui. So, she returns to her old job of being a lifeguard and moves back in with her parents in her hometown, where she falls for some teenager. Will she also learn a valuable lesson about what it really means to finally grow up? Or will it be revealed that Martin Starr's character is an alien and she has to fight him with her psionic powers? One of these endings is strongly suggested, but I won't spoil which I think it is. Judge for yourself with this trailer:

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