Robert Rodriguez's Machete films are pretty straightforward about what you're going to get--a set of ridiculous, over-the-top villains and circumstances casually splattered across Danny Trejo's weathered flesh--but if you're looking for more specifics, here's a new trailer for the Machete Kills. Answered within: whether Machete uses Twitter; if President Carlos Estevez is just a four-year term of Charlie Sheen jokes; if it was actually Lady Gaga starring in Radio; whether Michelle Rodriguez can smell residual vagina; more! Have a look below to enjoy the film at probably its most-effective running length.
His brain permanently scarred by the CGI film scratches of Grindhouse, Robert Rodriguez continues to joyfully exhibit the uncontrollable twitch of winking at B-movie action with Machete Kills. Here's the first trailer to show off the sequel's many improvements, like Machete's t... / Continue →
Robert Rodriguez intent to make Machete into a trilogy, like his goal of making Spy Kids until forever, seems to be one of the few plans the director is actually following through with. He's reportedly now teamed with producer Alexander Rodnyansky to put together the first sequ... / Continue →
Starring Danny Trejo as a revived corpse, Anthony Michael Hall as an unlikely evil sheriff, and Mickey Rourke as the Devil, and directed by Dead Race 2 and Scorpion King 3 director Roel Reiné, Dead in Tombstone is not just straight-to-video. Dead in Tombstone is eternally-to-vi... / Continue →