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New 'The Counselor' Trailer: Michael Fassbender Should've Just Stuck with Counseling


Already boasting intense direction from Ridley Scott, a dark script from Cormac McCarthy, and a cast that includes Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem, Penélope Cruz, Cameron Diaz and her cheetah, The Counselor hasn't needed to linger long on plot in its trailers. But if you listen carefully to this latest preview, Fassbender will whisper-talk some hushed details to you involving a proposal, greed, a drug smuggle gone wrong and the subsequent blame thrown at Counselor Fassbender in the aftermath.

Moral lesson: just stick to counseling. And don't get involved with long-haired criminal cowboys, guys with Brian Grazer hair, nor ladies with leopard-print tattoos.

  • August 7, 2013
    Michael Fassbender, Brad Pitt, Javier Bardem, Penélope Cruz, and Cameron Diaz star in Ridley Scott's Cormac McCarthy-scripted The Counselor, one of the best-pedigreed films conceived outside Woody Allen in recent memory. There's a new trailer for the film, but like the last one... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    Alright, first the bad news: unless you speak Russian, you are not going to understand any words in this first international teaser for The Counselor. But the good news is, it doesn't even matter that much, because there's still enough to absorb without knowing exactly what Rus... / Continue →
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    Disneynature--Walt Disney Studios' independent documentary offshoot that gave us such breathtaking films as Oceans: What's Going on in There?, Flamingos Are Pretty Weird, Huh?, Look at All These African Cats!, and Chimpanzees?--has a new project headed to theaters next Earth Da... / Continue →
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