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Stallone Won't Be in a Rambo TV Show After All

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Contrary to yesterday's rumors, it seems your televisions are, for now, safe from Sylvester Stallone's bloodlust. The actor's reps have today contacted The Hollywood Reporter about the talk of Stallone joining a Rambo television series, saying he "will certainly not reprise his role as the iconic John Rambo for the small screen." That said, the series itself is still in development, and though it now seems someone new will be putting on a headband, it remains that Stallone "may still be involved in a creative capacity." After four Rambo films, he is, after all, the best suited for judging which blocks of dialogue can be replaced with "STAB."

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