There was a time when they were two of the most famous boxers in the world; now, they've demeaned themselves to almost exclusively doing gags about how they have, inexorably if not gracefully, aged enough that now their skin hangs down by their dignity. Once, that was merely the actual story of Robert De Niro and Sylvester Stallone, but now, thanks to the director of Nutty Professor II and a string of early '00s Sandler films, that is also the plot of a movie in which the senescent actors will fight in motion-capture suits, then later fight shirtless. Here's your depressingly meta trailer:
Sylvester Stallone is an escape master who can "break out of any prison designed by man," Arnold Schwarzenegger is a Schwarzenegger with a little beard, and 50 Cent wears glasses because he uses a computer in this Expendables version of a Prison Break rerun, Escape Plan.
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Fans have always wanted to see Robert De Niro and John Travolta physically assault each other, and it looks like they're finally going to get the chance with Killing Field.
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Just a day since Arnold Schwarzenegger's The Last Stand trailer hit the internet and already Sylvester Stallone has grumbled his veiny, sagging response: Bullet to the Head, an action film in which a heavily-tattooed Stallone also shoots guys and tells old guy jokes with an unl... / Continue →