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New 'Machete Kills' Red-Band Trailer: Turns Out Vergara Is Gun Intersex

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Don't worry. Everything else is exactly as expected.

  • August 2, 2013
    Robert Rodriguez's Machete films are pretty straightforward about what you're going to get--a set of ridiculous, over-the-top villains and circumstances casually splattered across Danny Trejo's weathered flesh--but if you're looking for more specifics, here's a new trailer for ... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2013
    His brain permanently scarred by the CGI film scratches of Grindhouse, Robert Rodriguez continues to joyfully exhibit the uncontrollable twitch of winking at B-movie action with Machete Kills. Here's the first trailer to show off the sequel's many improvements, like Machete's t... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2012
    With yesterday's photo from Machete Kills revealing just how eager Robert Rodriguez is to show off his former Spy Kids star's well-developed body, the director today is distracting us from how that's sort of gross with the tweeted news he "just finished working with @LadyGaga o... / Continue →
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