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'Fifty Shades of Grey' Has a New Wealthy Sadist

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Universal and Focus Features finally found someone they trust enough for the intense bondage stuff ex Charlie Hunnam just wasn't sexually mature enough for. Variety reports the studios have their new Christian Grey for the Fifty Shades of Grey adaptation in Irish actor Jamie Dornan, a 31-year-old former model who got his start in Marie Antoinette and now appears on Once Upon a Time. He'll be restraining and humping Dakota Johnson (heir to Don Johnson's white jackets and Melanie Griffith's milk money), who was cast alongside Hunnam and remains utterly submitted to playing college coed Anastasia Steele. Moms can't wait to watch them fuck!

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