Perhaps concerned that his ASCII art vagina poster was a shade too subtle, Lars von Trier has put out a new series of Nymphomaniac one-sheets that basically play out like a Virtual Sex with [Celebrity] series. Among your options to fill in that blank: Willem Dafoe, Uma Thurman, Charlotte Gainsbourg, model Mia Goth, a casual Shia LaBeouf, a ripped Christian Slater, the always-sensual Udo Kier, and an alarmingly-aggressive Stellan Skarsgård. See them all below, but know that they aren't in any real order, so prepare for confused boners/lady-boners.
Udo Has An Orgasm In The New Poster Campaign For Lars Von Trier's NYMPHOMANIAC [Twitch]
For Nymphomaniac, director Lars von Trier put together a cast that includes Willem Dafoe, Shia LaBeouf, Uma Thurman, Christian Slater, and his favorite leading lady, the anguish of Charlotte Gainsbourg. But you won't see any of them in this first clip from the film, which is la... / Continue →
Sorry, but it sounds like Nymphomaniac won't be satisfying any longheld dreams of watching Christian Slater stick his dick in something. Though director Lars von Trier has promised sex in his film would be as un-simulated as the human despair, producer Louise Vesth has now clar... / Continue →
Lars von Trier's Nymphomaniac has been getting a lot of press for its inclusion of unsimulated intercourse between some notable cast members, but as everyone knows all too well, hardcore sex acts don't mean a thing if there isn't some way to anonymously leer at them. Thankfully... / Continue →