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'Lake Placid Vs. Anaconda' To Provide Name-Brand Giant Animal Fights

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Lake Placid and Anaconda are being prepared to face off, a Freddy vs. Jason of late '90s exaggerated reptiles. In a name-brand take on the SyFy-tested animal quarreling format, Lake Placid vs. Anaconda is reportedly being developed to pit the huge-ass crocodile of the former franchise against the also-giant anaconda of the latter. Other details, like whether Jon Voight could come back to reprise his Scarface-by-way-of-Bayou-Brando voice, aren't yet being provided. What we do know is that there are somehow already three straight-to-video sequels to both films, and that this will be the only film in history where you'll be disappointed if it doesn't end with a Deep Blue Sea shark cameo.

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