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Lars Von Trier Offers Another Minute-and-a-Half of His Five-Hour Sex Epic


Well, Thanksgiving is over, but that hasn't stopped Lars Von Trier from giving us another course to be consumed definitively outside the workplace. It's a new so-called "appetizer" for Nymphomaniac, this clip embodying the growing Christmas spirit in the only way Lars von Trier can understand. In it, Jamie Bell gives star Charlotte Gainsbourg her a wrapped present, which ends up being the season's hottest gift, a crudely-fashioned cat o' nine tails to whip her with.

Does she graciously accept the gift, or has she already sold her masochism for a chastity cock cage, making this the most fucked-up Gift of the Magi ever? Find out with the video below.

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