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'Nurse 3D' Trailer: Sexy Lesbian Nurse Obsession Takes Its Natural Course

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Now two-and-a-half years after it was first teased with a naked, blood-covered nurse, Nurse 3D finally has a trailer to show off its various facets of nursing. And as it turns out, today's modern, three-dimensional nurses are pretty much using their training in the same way Brian De Palma is squandering his remaining career to make Passion.

In the film, model-turned-Boardwalk Empire actress Paz de la Huerta plays the apparent progenitor of the Deluxe Sexy Nurse Halloween costume. As such, she rules over a group of lesser sexy nurses--among them 30 Rock's similarly-sexy secretary, Katrina Bowden. Though Bowden is dating High School Musical's Corbin Bleu, the fact that this is basically a Cinemax Original means that a night of drunken partying leads to Bowden and Paz having a night of wild sex. From there--again, because this is really meant to be sadly watched on premium cable in a lonely hotel room--things spiral into a tale of obsession, murder, sultry pouting, and gratuitous stabs at what lesbianism may or may not entail. And that becomes a movie that runs not quite 90 minutes. Here's the trailer:

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