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Razzie Awards Once Again Remind Us What Adam Sandler Made Last Year

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The Razzie nominations have been announced, and with Eddie Murphy proving himself graciously infertile through 2013, it's shaping up to once again be a big awards year for Adam Sandler. He and those connected to him by proxy of palling around on Grown Ups 2 managed nods in eight of the nine categories, including Worst Picture and Worst Actor--setting Sandler up for a possible hat trick in the category.

The ignoble fat suit--Sandler's main rival as a portent of Razzie recognition--brought Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas a solid six nominations, matching After Earth. At five nods, the abysmal melange comedy Movie 43 tied with The Lone Ranger, continuing the latter film's impressive run of overblown disparagement. But perhaps most impressively, Lindsay Lohan managed three different nominations for three entirely separate films--scattered freckles of shame cast upon the entirety of her 2013 film catalogue. Meanwhile, the dismally-reviewed Liam Hemsworth vehicle Paranoia somehow sneaked by as unnoticed by voters as it was by audiences. Because who really wants to call out Gary Oldman?

Here's the complete list of nominees:

WORST PICTURE
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43

WORST ACTRESS
Halle Berry - The Call
Selena Gomez - Getaway
Lindsay Lohan - The Canyons
Tyler Perry - A Madea Christmas
Naomi Watts - Diana and Movie 43

WORST ACTOR
Johnny Depp - The Lone Ranger
Ashton Kutcher - Jobs
Adam Sandler - Grown Ups 2
Jaden Smith - After Earth
Sylvester Stallone - Bullet to the Head, Escape Plan, and Grudge Match

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Lady Gaga - Machete Kills
Salma Hayek - Growns Ups 2
Katherine Heigl - The Big Wedding
Kim Kardashian - Tyler Perry's Temptation
Lindsay Lohan - InAPPropriate Comedy and Scary Movie 5

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Chris Brown - Battle of the Year
Larry the Cable Guy - A Madea Christmas
Taylor Lautner - Grown Ups 2
Will Smith - After Earth
Nick Swardson - A Haunted House and Grown Ups 2

WORST SCREEN COMBO
Entire Cast - Grown Ups 2
Entire Cast - Movie 43
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen - Scary Movie 5
Tyler Perry and either Larry the Cable Guy or That Worn-Out Wig and Dress - A Madea Christmas
Jaden Smith and Will Smith on Planet Nepotism - After Earth

WORST DIRECTOR
The 13 People Who Directed Movie 43
Dennis Dugan - Growns Ups 2
Tyler Perry - A Madea Christmas and Temptation
M. Night Shyamalan - After Earth
Gore Verbinski - The Lone Ranger

WORST SCREENPLAY
After Earth
Grown Ups 2
The Lone Ranger
A Madea Christmas
Movie 43

WORST REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL
Grown Ups 2
Hangover III
The Lone Ranger
Scary Movie 5
Smurfs 2

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