Pamela Anderson, Mike Tyson, and Russell Brand have been cast in Vernon God Little, the Werner Herzog film that will most resemble a Funny or Die bit. The film reportedly tells "the story of a normal teenager whose word falls apart when his best friend, Jesus Navarro, murders their classmates in the schoolyard, and Vernon is taken in for questioning." According to THR, Brand will play "a scheming newspaper reporter looking for an angle on the story," while Anderson's part isn't yet revealed. Tyson will play "the axe murderer," as Herzog has finally discovered a role for Tyson even more believable than "himself."
In a perfectly acceptable tradeoff of stately blondes and documentarians I find kind of frightening, Naomi Watts has left Werner Herzog for Errol Morris and been replaced by Nicole Kidman.... / Continue →
Yeah, Scary Movie 5 has a disquieting scene involving Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen, but will it have any other cameos from largely-despised celebrities, basic cable stars, and/or freed criminals? It sure will!... / Continue →
With Peter O'Toole recently retired from acting, and also 80-years-old and probably drunk, Robert Pattinson has stepped forward to tuck his hair into T.E. Lawrence's keffiyeh.... / Continue →