Here Are Some Things To Watch While You Wait for the 'True Detective' Finale
We all must wait until Sunday before True Detective's finale reveals that the entire mystery was but a viral campaign for Lone Star beer. So, to tide you over, here are a couple dumb but sort of brilliant True Detective-related things to fill just over a minute of the time left to go. Though, really, time is just a flat circle, etc.
(Thanks, Kevin Tomorrow!)