'Jurassic Park' Systems Simulator Let's YOU Hate This Hacker Crap

March 3, 2014

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Smoke a cigarette down to the butt, hold on to said butt, and prepare to hate some hacker crap with this, the most mundane simulator you could derive from a film about an out-of-control dinosaur park. Created by Tully Robinson (via), Jurassic Systems simulates Dennis Nedry's computer, letting we, the non-Samuel L. Jackson public, do things like call up Nedry's sexy zebra-backdropped pinup, and, of course, attempt enough log-ins that Wayne Knight will repeatedly chastise us about the use of "please." Such is the singsongy curse of hacker crap.

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