Now You Can Drink, Crush, Cry Into the Beer Can from 'Jaws'
Narragansett Lager, the official beverage of getting tanked while hunting a giant shark, is re-issuing the 1975 can design seen in Jaws. According to the official release, this summer, all their 12-ounce 12-, 18-, and 30-packs of of the fifth-cheapest beer at the store will celebrate the Steven Spielberg classic with the gilded aluminum of cinema past. Now we, too, can live like Quint, slam a whole GD 'Gansett, crush the can, and thereby emasculate the nearby Richard Dreyfuss. This will be the summer that we absolutely shame the shit out of that guy for making Mr. Holland's Opus.