The distractingly high-key lighting and barely-contained warring gangs of West Side Story at last meet some computer-generated orcs and plastic-armored men in our latest joyless video game adaptation, Warcraft. Vikings's Travis Fimmel and Pacific Rim's Robert Kazinsky star as, respectively, the human and the orc attempting to broker peace between their kinds. Unfortunately, as Dawn of the Planet of the Apes recently showed us, peace is impossible between the races of man and motion-captured man.
Here's the trailer, filled with some of the tritest lines you could imagine for even a video game movie. Shame they didn't just go with the memorable original dialogue.