'Kindergarten Cop 2' Trailer: It's Just Like the Original! But Obviously Much Worse and Somehow More Dated [UPDATED]

February 16, 2016

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This movie is like an open, infected sore. I have no idea why someone would willingly show this to another human, but now that they are, I admit I'm kind of sickly fascinated to see how it can get worse.

Bear in mind, those were presumably the best, most enticing 30 seconds of this film. And that sassy snap made the cut.

UPDATE: Here's a longer version, featuring likely the best line we'll hear in a trailer this year. "Dolph Lundgren is... KINDERGARTEN COP 2." They actually call him "2"!

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