The ongoing war between Netflix and Amazon has hit a new heigh, as it will now pit Naomi Watts against Kevin Bacon's Dick. Watts has reportedly signed on star in Netflix's Gypsy, a streaming series that will be our sexiest Frasier. She'll play Jean Holloway, "a therapist who begins to develop dangerous and intimate relationships with the people in her patients' lives." Meanwhile, Bacon has signed on to I Love Dick, Transparent creator Jill Soloway's follow-up at Amazon. The comedy will reportedly focus on a struggling married couple that develops an obsession with "an off-putting but charismatic professor"--Kevon Bacon's "Dick." So, not the kind of dick you were thinking. Which was human penis.