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         <title>Metallica Have This 3D Concert Film That Also Involves Harry Osborn, Rioters, and a Horse</title>
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Here's the trailer for <em>Metallica Through the Never</em>, <em>Predators</em> director Nimród Antal's attempt at giving Metallica the 3D treatment they've until now only found <a href="http://rachelmetal.deviantart.com/art/Metallica-Logo-21274490">in high school notebook margins.</a> In the film, METALLICA ROCKS. Also, <em>Chronicle</em> and <em>Amazing Spider-Man 2</em>'s Dane DeHaan gets in a van accident, police and rioters fight, and there's a guy on a horse, and somehow all that is ostensibly involved in the periphery of this concert experience. That's why the band can tell themselves this isn't Bieber-inspired.]]></description>
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         <title>Jennifer Aniston Strips, Testicles Swell, in &apos;We&apos;re the Millers&apos; Red-Band Trailer</title>
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<em>Horrible Bosses 2</em> is still another year out, but if you're just looking for another Jason Sudeikis comic farce with interludes of Jennifer Aniston's overt sexuality, good news: you can have that right now with <em>We're the Millers</em>.

Director Rawson Marshall Thurber's first comedy since <em>Dodgeball</em>, the film sees Sudeikis play a low-level drug dealer who gets roped into a big smuggling job. To raise less suspicion at border patrol, he employs neighbor/stripper Jennifer Aniston, street teen Emma Roberts, and the weird-looking kid from <em>Son of Rambow</em> to pose as his family. Thurber, meanwhile, employs Ed Helms, Nick Offerman, Kathryn Hahn, a violent orca, and a grossly-engorged prop testicle clearly stolen from the Farrelly Brothers' prop chest to keep the laughs coming between the strip teases and federal crimes.

Here's the trailer, which makes the film at least look like a pretty fun ride. If nothing else, appreciate that it gives a convincing origin story for Sudeikis's unchanging '50s dad hair.]]></description>
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         <title>Cut from &apos;Star Trek Into Darkness&apos;: This Scene Where Cumberbatch Begrudgingly Showers</title>
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It was the big <em>Star Trek Into Darkness</em> reveal that had everyone talking: Benedict Cumberbatch was indeed freshly cleaned. But HOW? And why would J.J. Abrams keep that such a closely-guarded secret? Well, last night on <em>Conan</em>, the director revealed a brief deleted scene to answer both those questions. Turns out Cumberbatch just took a shower, but then that was cut because he looked like a hairless cat left in the rain. Lustful "Cumberbitches" and/or <em>Star Trek</em> completists can watch the villain get all huffy about his bath time below.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 23 May 2013 07:59:11 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>&apos;Timecop&apos; To Be Remade with Fewer Splits</title>
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Universal is reportedly developing a remake of <em>Timecop</em>, their 1994 film about "Timecop" being a <em>really</em> good name for a movie. Like, maybe the best name. They sure can't think of anything better.]]></description>
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         <title>Billy Crystal May Return to TV in Non-Oscars-Hosting Capacity</title>
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Billy Crystal is shooting a sitcom pilot, and, miraculously, isn't for another CBS series where a guy lives in close proximity to obnoxious parents.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 13:19:11 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Joseph Gordon-Levitt Is a Douchey Porn-Lover in &apos;Don Jon&apos; Trailer</title>
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Though 2009's <em>(500) Days of Summer</em> earned largely positive reviews for its quirky, offbeat take on romantic-comedy, some felt they'd rather see Joseph Gordon-Levitt play it a little less twee--you know, maybe fall in love as a Jersey Shore cliché addicted to workouts and pornography. Among those critics: Joseph Gordon-Levitt himself, apparently. So, for his feature writing and directing debut, he's corrected that problem with <em>Don Jon</em>. In the film, he stars as a dude who, as he describes himself, cares only about such numerous essentials as his body, his pad, his ride, his family, his church, his boys, his girls, and his porn. Proving that one can indeed have too many passions, his last two professed loved come into contention when he falls for fellow Jersey cliché Scarlett Johansson, an old-fashioned girl with a shrill argument against the X-rated arts.

Julianne Moore also appears to provide sage wisdom on non-pornographic love, while Tony Danza unexpectedly shows up as Jon's father and an earthly reminder of <em>Angels in the Outfield</em>. Here's the trailer:]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:05 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>&apos;Delivery Man&apos; Teaser: Vince Vaughn Has Mental Problems, Prolific Sperm</title>
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The idea of a carbon copy overlaid with Vince Vaughn didn't work so well for 1998's <em>Psycho</em>, and does not sound like a great idea anyway, but Québécois writer-director Ken Scott is nonetheless giving it another shot in the English-language remake of his <em>Starbuck</em>, <em>Delivery Man</em>. The original, only two-year old film centers on a man whose sperm donations have resulted in the births of over 500 children, who collectively file suit to learn the identity of their father. As you could probably have guessed, in this redo, that father ends up being someone from <em>Wedding Crashers</em>. Here's the first teaser. If you're expecting a joke about masturbating in a cup, you're surprisingly wrong somehow.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 10:30:11 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Spike Jonze Finally Has Another Movie Coming Out</title>
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Though we haven't really heard much about it for the last year or so, Spike Jonze has quietly been working on his long-awaited feature follow-up to 2009's <em>Where the Wild Things Are</em>, and it will surprisingly be hitting theaters this fall. Titled <em>Her</em>, the film continues Joaquin Phoenix's post-fake-crazy work with late-'90s breakout auteurs, casting the actor as a guy who falls in love with the female voice of a computer program, at last finding a legitimate use for Siri.

Warner Bros. has just announced <em>Her</em>'s November 20 release date, and has also added <a href="http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/scarlett-johansson-chris-pratt-revealed-to-be-among-the-cast-of-spike-jonzes-her-20130522">a bunch of impressive names to the cast</a>, listing Amy Adams, Rooney Mara, Samantha Morton, Olivia Wilde, Scarlett Johansson, and Chris Pratt among the stars. Presumably, one will provide the voice of the computer, while the rest will provide examples for Pratt's argument on why physical bodies can be sort of nice.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 09:06:03 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>New &apos;World&apos;s End&apos; Trailer, Now with Awesomely-Cheesy Narration</title>
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It's only been a couple weeks since <a href="http://iwatchstuff.com/2013/05/first-the-worlds-end-trailer-wright-pegg.php"><em>The World's End</em>'s first trailer</a>, but already there's another with a ton of new footage from Edgar Wright, Simon Pegg, and Nick Frost's latest unlikely small-town happening. The film wraps up the trio's Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, combining the zombie hive-mind of <em>Shaun of the Dead</em> and clandestine danger of <em>Hot Fuzz</em> with a new ostracizing threat: robots in human flesh. Not only that, there's now another hurdle to jump beyond <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qcdzy61dGQw">a series of fences</a>. <em>There is also a small hedge</em>. Sequels always have to add more villains.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 07:40:18 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>New &apos;Man of Steel&apos; Trailer: Out of the Exposition and into the Skull Pile</title>
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Now that he's had a few sessions to work through all his various daddy issues, Superman is finally ready to move on and get to punching things in the latest trailer for <em>Man of Steel</em>. All the stuff about growing up, setting an example for man, and occasionally taking in a serene arctic daybreak has been dropped here in favor of showing the straight-up hero versus villain side of the tale. Zod comes to Earth, demands Superman's surrender, and Superman responds with a combination of exchanged punches, screaming, and apparent compliance. Also, he gets buried in a hoarder's skull collection, Amy Adams gets dressed up in bad guy armor, and don't worry, there's still the eye beams--and that's all in addition to the parts with Clark's childhood, his fisherman years, some Daily Planet stuff, and presumably at least a few words spoken outside of dramatic monologue. Find out on June 14 whether the film is five hours long or just one really long montage Zack Snyder has set to 3 Doors Down.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 22 May 2013 06:20:58 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>Sean Penn Might Be in PTA&apos;s &apos;Inherent Vice&apos; Too</title>
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Paul Thomas Anderson may have found yet another brooding actor to balance out his newfound collection of yellow-haired Vince Vaughn co-stars. PTA blog <a href="http://cigsandredvines.blogspot.co.uk/2013/05/exclusive-sean-penn-in-talks-for.html">Cigarettes & Red Vines</a> (<a href="http://blogs.indiewire.com/theplaylist/sean-penn-circling-a-role-in-paul-thomas-andersons-inherent-vice-20130519">via</a>) reports Sean Penn has entered talks to join Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio del Toro, Reese Witherspoon, and Owen Wilson in the director's next film, <em>Inherent Vice</em>. Penn would likely be playing a powerful and violent loan shark, also joining Jena Malone, Kevin O'Connor, and, amazingly, Martin Short in the Thomas Pynchon adaptation. Penn has never worked with the director before but nearly did back in 2002, when he was attached for a time to Philip Seymour Hoffman's role in <em>Punch-Drunk Love</em>. And speaking of, is there a reason Philip Seymour Hoffman not in this yet? I know he wasn't in <em>There Will Be Blood</em>, but come on. We all want to see that pudgy little face looking distressed. Let's get it in there.]]></description>
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         <title>Alejandro Jodorowsky Made Another Film, and Here&apos;s the Trailer</title>
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Absent from filmmaking for over twenty years, Alejandro Jodorowsky has at last returned to haunt you with more violent imagery and sand with <em>La Danza de la Realidad</em>. In comparison to the director's most famous creations, the surreal cult films <em>The Holy Mountain</em> and <em>El Topo</em>, this looks fairly whimsical--you know, besides the immediate bucket of guts, but that's only to be expected. The film <a href="http://twitchfilm.com/2013/05/watch-the-trailer-for-jodorowskys-la-danza-de-la-realidad.html">reportedly</a> takes an autobiographical look at Jodorowsky's Chilean childhood, following in the Fellini tradition of stylizing the events with an intricate, surreal beauty. Meanwhile, following in the Barnes & Noble calendar section tradition, there are also some dogs in funny costumes. Here's the trailer:]]></description>
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         <title>New Batch of &apos;Man of Steel&apos; Posters Don&apos;t Skimp on the Lens Flares</title>
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Superman, Jor-El, Zod, and not Kevin Costner are highlighted in some new posters from the upcoming <em>Man of Steel</em>. No expense has been spared in motion blurs and lens flaring. Have a look below.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 08:24:17 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>&apos;Nymphomaniac&apos; Sex To Be Handled by CGI Porn Centaurs</title>
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Sorry, but it sounds like <em>Nymphomaniac</em> won't be satisfying any longheld dreams of watching Christian Slater stick his dick in something. Though director Lars von Trier has promised sex in his film would be as un-simulated as the human despair, producer Louise Vesth has now clarified that while the sex will indeed be real, the excited genitals involved won't necessarily belong to who you think they do.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 07:03:21 -0800</pubDate>
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         <title>New &apos;The Wolverine&apos; Trailer Offers More Licking</title>
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With <em>The Wolverine</em> hitting theaters in just two months, 20th Century Fox has released yet another trailer for their ongoing saga of Hugh Jackman not singing. Based on a famed comic arc from Chris Claremont and Frank Miller, the film sees Logan visit Japan, where he faces death and sushi, which he's at first very reluctant to try, noting that raw fish sounds so gross. Later, though, someone finally tricks him into eating some, and once it's revealed what he's just consumed, Logan is surprised and delighted to find himself enjoying the cuisine, chuckling at how silly he'd been to avoid it. In the epilogue, back in the U.S., he picks up some more sushi from a suburban strip mall, but he notes to Cyclops that he's been to Japan and it's <em>way</em> better there. "Have you been? You should <em>really</em> go in spring." I don't know why they made a movie out of that.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 06:19:16 -0800</pubDate>
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