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         <title>&apos;Defiance&apos; Trailer Defies You To Watch It! Or Whatever</title>
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Here's the new trailer for <em>Defiance</em>, where a Frankenstein-like James Bond, Liev Schreiber, and Billy Elliott save a group of Eastern European Jews by recreating the Battle of Endor:]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;V: Final Battle&apos; Ends Up Not Being Final Battle</title>
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Remember <em>V</em>, that miniseries from the '80s where human-like aliens come to earth and seem friendly enough until they start ripping their faces off to reveal that they're horrible lizard things, and also Beastmaster is there? Well, someone at ABC also recalls it, and recently said, "Hey, we should probably remake that." Another familiar turd in the bowl. From <a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117993725.html?categoryid=14&cs=1">Variety</a>:

<blockquote>"V," the 1980s miniseries about alien lizards visiting Earth, will invade primetime once again.

ABC is developing a new adaptation of the franchise — which spawned a second mini and TV spinoff — written by "The 4400" co-creator/exec producer Scott Peters.

Peters is set to exec produce, along with HDFilms principal Jace Hall.

Hall, the former head of Warner Bros.’ videogame division who has worked on titles including "F.E.A.R.," will help expand "V" into other platforms, including gaming.</blockquote>

It might be slightly less shocking when the aliens rip off their faces this go round, since we all now know that they're alien lizards who are going to tear their faces off, so here's what I'm thinking to keep things interesting: a second layer of face peel-off! Like in the original, we see the aliens' skin come off, and we're all, "Whoa, hold the phone. You guys aren't human at all. You're horrible lizard things." And they're like, "Whoops. OK, so we're a race of horrible lizard things. Still, though, we're peaceful." So we say, "OK, fine, let's move on." Only then they tear off the lizard faces too, revealing they were really lizard <strong>skeletons</strong>. At that point we're finally like, "I'm sorry, but that's too much. Let the Final Battle begin, V."]]></description>
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         <title>Seth Rogen Making Cancer Hilarious</title>
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Seth Rogen and Mandate Pictures have picked up a pitch for a comedy about... cancer! Hey, cancer isn't funny; it's deadly! OUTCRY! Except this is the autobiographical story of a 25-year-old's struggle to fight the disease, which doesn't really sound offensive at all. OUTCRY RESCINDED! <a href="http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/hr/content_display/news/e3i39aca7c440d50caab36f0e80eb5bfa59">THR reports</a>:

<blockquote>Mandate has picked up "I'm With Cancer," a comedic autobiographical spec written by Will Reiser that Rogen will produce with his writing-producing partner Evan Goldberg and Ben Karlin ("The Daily Show With Jon Stewart").

Rogen also will have a supporting role in the film.

"Cancer" is Reiser's account of his struggle to beat cancer, with the story centering on a 25-year-old who finds out he has the disease. Reiser was a producer and field producer on HBO's "Da Ali G Show" and VH1's "Best Week Ever."</blockquote>

If anyone is thinking of getting offended by this, just keep in mind that we'll be laughing AT the cancer, not WITH the cancer. And if we can't laugh at the cancers, the cancers have already won.]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;Twilight&apos; Trailer, for Your Daily Dose of Obsessive Vampire Teen Romance</title>
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God, <em>Twilight</em> is so romantic. I wish someone would use super vampire strength to save <em>me</em> from an approaching, out-of-control Chevy Astro. Or run <em>me</em> up a tree at vampire speeds. Or throw large branches around willy nilly for <em>me</em>. Or present <em>me</em> with apples I'd dropped. Or murder vampires for <em>me</em>. Or forcefully make me tell them they're a vampire, then growl those special words, "You are my life now." SIGH. Well, at least there's this movie I can masturbate to:]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:31:26 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Freedom Begins with an Act of &apos;Defiance,&apos; Such as Hiding Behind a Tree</title>
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<a href="http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=49612">Coming Soon</a> has delivered the first look at the final <em>Defiance</em> poster, and suddenly I can almost see how <em>Blade Runner 2</em> could work. Not really. Never make <em>Blade Runner 2</em>.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Fri, 10 Oct 2008 10:11:14 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Photos Reveal Something Happens in &apos;Quantum of Solace&apos;</title>
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<a href="http://www.flicksnews.net/2008/10/majour-spoiler-revealed-for-quantum-of.html">Flicks News</a> has passed along what appear to be some spoilers photos from the set of the new Bond movie, so if you're OK with a spoilers, click ahead. That's your warning.]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;The Unborn&apos; Trailer Will Make You Scared to Exit the Womb Alone</title>
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If blind people protested <em>Blindness</em> because it suggested the sightless were incompetent and savage, anyone who had a twin die in the womb with them should protest <em>The Unborn</em> for the implication that your dead twin will somehow continue to age into a creepy 10-year-old, then come back and haunt you and demand that you birth them:]]></description>
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         <title>Has &apos;Brand&apos; Been Cast in &apos;Hex&apos;?</title>
         <description><![CDATA[<span class="mt-enclosure mt-enclosure-image"><img alt="josh-brolin-jonah-hex.jpg" src="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/10/09/josh-brolin-jonah-hex.jpg" width="450" height="194" class="mt-image-center" style="text-align: center; display: block; margin: 0 auto 20px;"/></span>

About four months ago, <a href="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/06/thomas_jane_as_jonah_hex_the_c.php">an image of Thomas Jane</a> in Two-Face makeup and a cowboy hat showed up on internet, and people started saying, "Whelp, looks like Thomas Jane might be playing Jonah Hex, a comic book character I've only now heard of." Some questions were raised over its authenticity, and <a href="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/06/thomas_jane_as_hex_photo_is_so.php">Thomas Jane came forward</a> to say, "Yes, that's me in makeup and a cowboy hat, but not because I'm in the movie. I just thought that would be a good way to get the part." Then <em>Hex</em> directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor responded, saying, "Wow, that's really cute, Thomas Jane, but sorry, we're not going to let you play this character that absolutely no one else is enthusiastic about but you."

Now that you're caught up, here's the latest development. <a href="http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2008/10/sci-fi_gunsling.php">Hollywood Elsewhere</a> is reporting Josh Brolin has been signed on for the part (though Brolin has so far denied it):

<blockquote>I'm told that the deal is sealed for Josh Brolin to star in Jonah Hex, based on the graphic novel and directed by Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor (Crank, Game) and to be funded and released by Warner Bros. Brolin's rep is not only denying this but claiming Brolin is "not attached," but a voice is telling me to consider the word of a friend who tells me the deal was locked down last night.</blockquote>

I liked Tom Jane a lot on <em>Arrested Development</em>, and he seems like a decent guy, but is it wrong that I kind of want to have Josh Brolin deliver this news to Jane personally by showing up at his house in full Hex costume and firing a gun that pops out a flag that says "I'm hired," which would be videotaped and posted on YouTube? Because I think we should do that.]]></description>
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         <title>Here&apos;s Another &apos;Max Payne&apos; Poster</title>
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<em>Max Payne</em> opens in a week, but in case you hadn't picked that up from the previous five posters, here's another one to remind you. Clever photoshopping guns in Mark Wahlberg's hands to mask the actor's actual hopelessness. If we could see his limp, open palms, it would be way too obvious that this is the exact moment he gave up.

<a href="http://www.traileraddict.com/poster/max-payne/6">Max Payne Poster</a> [Trailer Addict]]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;Bedtime Stories&apos; Poster is Rich with Sandler</title>
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I'm sorry, <em>Bedtime Stories</em>, but this poster asks a more dire question than "what if the stories you told came to life?" How about "what if the stories you told came to life, and for some reason all involved various historical interpretations of Adam Sandler?" Then what? Forget that your stories are coming to life; why do all of your stories involve Chariot Driver Adam Sandler, or Cowboy Adam Sandler, or Knight Adam Sandler? What is wrong with your brain that you would think such things? And now, since you kept telling those Adam Sandler stories, and because they keep coming to life, you've brought like ten or twenty Adam Sandlers into our world, and now we've had to stop production on every other movie we were making just to devote all of our resources to making enough bland comedies to provide roles for all these Sandlers, and someone else who has the power to bring stories to life (<a href="http://www.iwatchstuff.com/2008/09/another_typical_childrens_fant.php">Brendan Fraser?</a>) has had to start telling equivalent Rob Schneider stories just so that there are enough Rob Schneiders to have minor supporting roles in all these Adam Sandler movies. That's the movie I want to see.

<a href="http://www.impawards.com/2008/bedtime_stories.html">Bedtimes Stories Poster</a> [IMPA]]]></description>
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         <title>Ryan Gosling Could Be Green Lantern</title>
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<a href="http://latinoreview.com/news/exclusive-green-lantern-may-have-a-notebook-5506">Latino Review</a> is reporting that Ryan Gosling, the man who beat your heart senseless with romance in <em>The Notebook</em> (I think, since I never saw <em>The Notebook</em>), is Warner's first choice to wear a green ring and pretend to be a superhero:

<blockquote>You know who the studio wants to wear Abin Sur’s ring and take up the mantle of The Green Lantern?

From my trusted source within the WB, I’m hearing… RYAN GOSLING

Mind you, I don’t know if an offer has been made, and if WB is into it now with Ryan’s people, but once again Gosling is who I’m hearing the WB wants for Hal Jordan.</blockquote>

Well, I guess that shoots down my theory that they'd get a '90s Jim Carrey for the role and just remake <em>The Mask</em> with a green ring instead of a mask. But maybe they'll still get Jaime Kennedy for the sequel? We can always dream.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 10:56:19 -0500</pubDate>
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         <title>Coming Soon... Denzel Washington is Trapped in &apos;The Matarese Circle&apos;</title>
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David Cronenberg is negotiating with MGM to direct an adaptation of the Robert Ludlum political thriller <em>The Matarese Circle</em>, with Denzel Washington attached to star as a bad-ass running around with a handgun, as usual. From Variety:

<blockquote>Set against the backdrop of the Cold War, book revolves around two men — one American, one Soviet — who must cooperate in order to foil a sinister plot to topple the world’s governments.

Writing partners Michael Brandt and Derek Haas ("3:10 to Yuma") penned the adaptation.</blockquote>

Come on, <em>The Matarese Circle</em>? That's the name? That's the most typically political thriller-like name ever. That's not even trying anymore; it's just putting words together. The, uh... Peking Condition. That's a political thriller now. Someone write that. The Melbourne Synopsis. That's another one. "Denzel Washington, I need a summary of what happened in Australia. You must get me <em>the Melbourne Synopsis.</em>" "OK, let me get my handgun."

Looking back at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peanut_Butter_Solution"><em>The Peanut Butter Solution</em></a>, I'm not sure why that was about a magical hair-growth concoction instead of corruption and espionage in a politically-charged elementary school cafeteria.]]></description>
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         <title>&apos;Tom Thumb&apos; Is Going To Be a Movie</title>
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Following the success of <em>The Dark Knight</em> and <em>Iron Man</em>, directors and studios are scrambling to pick up whatever remaining comic franchises they can get their hands on. But not <em>Enchanted</em> director Kevin Lima. He's not going to be fooled by the buzz. He knows what's <em>really</em> hot right now, and that is childish, sixteenth century English folklore. So he's directing <em>Tom Thumb</em>, the tale of a 6-inch-tall knight (above, fucking a butterfly), written, strangely, by the writer of <em>Saving Private Ryan</em>.

<blockquote>Warner Bros. and Red Wagon have lined up Kevin Lima ("Enchanted") to direct "Tom Thumb," a live-action take on the origins of the tiny character.

Red Wagon toppers Doug Wick and Lucy Fisher will produce, with Chris Chase exec producing.

Story, penned by Robert Rodat ("Saving Private Ryan"), is centered on an arrogant knight who's shrunk to 6 inches while assigned to protect a princess and then discovers what it means to be a real hero.</blockquote>

So being a real hero means practicing <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macrophilia">macrophilia</a>? I always suspected as much, but I'm glad someone is saying it with a movie.

<a href="http://www.variety.com/article/VR1117993618.html?categoryid=13&cs=1">WB, Red Wagon developing 'Thumb'</a> [Variety]]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:31:45 -0500</pubDate>
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<em>Dark Knight</em> screenwriter David Goyer recently <a href="http://splashpage.mtv.com/2008/10/07/the-dark-knight-screenwriter-david-goyer-on-batman-3-rumors-its-all-bs/">spoke to MTV</a> about all the rumors of casting, story, and the involvement of Christopher Nolan circling the next Batman movie. Basically (literally) he says it's all bullshit:

<blockquote>Whether it’s that Chris Nolan has signed on, and will start pre-production early next year, or that Johnny Depp and Philip Seymour Hoffman will play the villains, or that Cher (Cher!) is lining up to wear Catwoman’s claws, there’s one thing that each and every supposed scoop has in common, “Batman Begins” and “Dark Knight” storyman David Goyer told MTV News:

“It’s all B.S.,” he said. “ALL of it.”

That means, no, Nolan has not signed on (yet). No, there is no casting, let alone TALK, of villains, and, no, nobody is certain to return.

“Chris and I haven’t even talked about it. He quite understandably is taking a long, long vacation and wants to purge himself,” Goyer said.</blockquote>

His choice of words is interesting: "long, long"... " "purge"...

Sounds to me like someone is hinting that they're adapting the Batman comic <em>The <strong>Long</strong> Halloween</em> into a film with <em>America's Funniest Home Videos</em>' and <em>Dancing with the Stars</em>' Tom <strong>Berge</strong>ron (berge sounds sort of like purge) as the Riddler. For some reason no other blogs seem to have caught that, but I'm picking up what you're laying down, David Goyer.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 14:38:01 -0500</pubDate>
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Whups, sorry for the sudden post absence over the last 24 hours. I've had some cyber-issues I had to resolve, which I resolved by hoping things would start working again until they did (thus far). I'll try to catch up.

Anyway, from <a href="http://movies.ign.com/articles/916/916783p1.html">IGN</a>, here's a new poster for <em>Punisher: War Zone</em>. It's Punisher--holding <strong>guns!</strong> And he's circumscribed by <strong>more guns!</strong> I know the character's only distinguishing characteristics are a skull logo and gun enthusiasm, but man, this makes him seem like the Scrooge McDuck of projectile weaponry.]]></description>
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         <pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 13:27:24 -0500</pubDate>
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