You'd think a new CGI TMNT movie would be enough to make me crap my pants, but something about the teaser poster and the official site make it seem less than super amazing. I know they're turtle ninjas, but that doesn't mean they have to make them look so much like actual turtles. Whoever's animating this thing should give serious thought to shortening the neck and adding on 15 lbs of muscle. And maybe putting in a huge boner. Because everybody knows that ninjas always sport giant boners.