The final Superman Returns trailer is here to enjoy in the over-compressed glory of YouTube. It's been playing before some showings of X-Men 3, so you most likely saw it this weekend, when every person on earth saw that movie. This trailer focuses more on the diabolical plans of the villainous Lex Luthor, though they still manage to squeeze in the bullshit with the bullet hitting him in the eye. Sure, it's impressive to flatten a bullet with your cornea, but can he bend the tongs of a fork as it stabs him in the testicles? Probably, but we're only going to know for sure if they show us.