A new Superman Returns trailer has been released, only this one's international. So don't expect any shots of George Washington, The Declaration of Independence, bald eagles, state quarters, or apple pies. They've been removed to appeal to the foreign crowd. In their place, you get to see Superman take a bullet to the eye, which looks just as stupid as it sounds. And in the spirit of responsibility, should we really be allowing Superman to take point-blank bullets to the eye? I worry how long it might be until children start "playing Superman" by shooting each other in the eye with things. I'm hoping it will be soon, because I really want to see what happens when a kid does this. Superman was a real letdown. He didn't even flinch!