Wish your phone was creepy and took multiple listenings to fully "get" it? Then try the new David Lynch ringtones available at his website. For only $3.99, you can leave people wondering if the bizarre director of Lost Highway and Eraserhead is yelling vulgarities at them from your pocket. "What the hell!? Damn! What the hell!?" he screams in one. Or if your mother or priest is present, maybe switch to the less offensive "Holy Jumpin' George! Holy Jumpin' George!" As weird as these are, it's still not as strange to me as the daily weather reports he's been doing. Or his hairstyle, for that matter.