Morgan Creek is very lucky that things I found funny at thirteen are still gut-busting to me today. That's why on my way home from work today, after turning down the volume on my Jerky Boys 2 album, I'll steal a bunch of sporks from KFC and throw them in my principal's garden. They're spoons and forks. Hilarious. If not for my severely arrested development, I may not have gotten so jazzed about the third Ace Ventura movie that "The Creek" is currently developing. Future out-of-work screenwriters Jeff Sank and brothers Jason and Justin Heimberg are penning this gem, which will follow the story of the legendary pet detective's son taking on his father's mantle. If this turns out half as awesome as Son of the Mask and Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd, all other movies on the planet will explode.