The hype machine for Brian De Palma's long-threatened Black Dahlia continues to inspire new levels of indifference. We were subjected to the trailer just a bit ago and before we could even ask for another slap in the face, we now have posters. The IMP Awards website has posted a series of poster designs, each one crummier than the next. The Photoshopped montage of the actors' faces really captures a certain feeling of "It's no coincidence that this looks like a DVD cover already." Like love, Josh Hartnett's cut-and-pasted head is also a universal language. To be fair, the one pictured above may be the best of the lot, however my patriotism prevents me from condoning something so French.
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