In case you care and couldn't get the Video Detective link to work, Youtube has posted the teaser for the questionably-anticipated Saw III and boy is it sure there. I checked. Did I watch it? No. I preferred to watch my Uncle Ben's Rice Bowl cook instead, because when it comes to old men with single-minded dedication to an ideal, I'll take Ben and his affordable meals over Tobin Bell and his tricycle puppet anyday. At any rate, Saw III opens in October, I'm assuming, and stars some hungry direct-to-video actors and the less hot chick from Starship Troopers. The one with those weird earlobe-shaped boobs. God, Paul Verhoeven movies are disgusting.