In case you missed the news over the holiday weekend, not everyone had Monday off. No, while man celebrated the act of laboring with a day of leisure, stingrays were busy murdering Steve Irwin, Crocodile Hunter. I always knew a creature that flat couldn't be trusted. The only fair revenge is the loss of a similar stingray D-list cable personality. Maybe a stingray Kathy Griffin or stingray Ant (you know, from Celebrity Fit Club). This is war, stringrays. This won't be forgotten.