To the excitement of 15 to 20 people, the title of Stallone's fourth venture as Vietnam veteran John Rambo has been announced. Now when someone asks you which of Sly's movies is the most desperate, you aren't stuck just saying the new Rocky Balboa. You can also add Rambo IV: In the Serpent's Eye. It may be that this title is a pathetic ploy to cash in on the popularity of snakes on planes, but it's also possible that ol' John Rambo is finally ready to give serpents the comeuppance they've so long had coming. In ya eye, bitches. In ya serpent's eye.