Writer/director Sofia Coppola has plans to adapt the novel Tipping the Velvet, the story of a lesbian musician and her lover, into a feature film, and now Eva Longoria and Beyonce Knowles are in talks to star.
"We've had Brokeback Mountain so the time is right for this divine novel to get the same treatment," Beyonce said.
Longoria added: "Yes it's true, we're talking about doing that. It's such a wonderful novel, a beautiful love story."
Eva Longoria and Beyonce as lesbian lovers? Aww, damn! Daaaaaaamn! Awwww, daaaaaaaaamn! Aw-damn! Aw-damn! Awwwwwww, daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn! Daaaaaaaaaaamn! Aww, daaaaaamn! Now high fives.
UPDATE: Eva Longoria has since denied the rumor, meaning that if we want to see the two kiss, we'll have to rely on the old college method: vodka shots and persistent verbal encouragement.