In order to promote Laura Dern's performance for an Oscar in his new film, Inland Empire, David Lynch sat with a real cow at the corner of Hollywood Blvd. and La Brea in Hollywood. I would have missed it, but luckily two douche bags were on the scene hamming it up, pretending they were discovering it for the first time.
So why the cow? "Without cheese," a sign reads, "there would be no Inland Empire." The director later clarified, "Cheese is made from milk. You get it?" Man, I haven't gotten it since Twin Peaks.