Primeval Trailer

December 11, 2006


The trailer for the action-horror Primeval tried to get me interested in a movie starring Orlando Jones by loosely defining a crocodile as a serial killer. A crocodile isn't a serial killer for the same reason Michael Jackson isn't (legally) a serial molester: they're both acting entirely on savage instinct and neither are human.

Primeval Fact: Orlando Jones will respond to "Orlando Bloom" or "7-Up" if you seem like you might pay him something.


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