Cruise v. Hitler in New Film

March 22, 2007

Because Cruise will not be playing Hitler, this image makes little to no sense.

Variety reports that Tom Cruise has been cast in Bryan Singer's next film, a World War II thriller about German generals plotting to assassinate Adolph Hitler. With Cruise attempting to kill Hitler, the film will be the first to pit the absolute truths of Scientology against the evil ideologies of Nazi fascism. Does Hitler really think he can compete against the millions of years of alien technology on Scientology's side? Think again, Adolph!


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