Bob Clark Dies in Crash

April 5, 2007

I apologize for using the creepiest image of Bob Clark available.

Bob Clark, director of the '80s classic Porky's and perennial Christmas favorite A Christmas Story (unfortunately, also Baby Geniuses, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, and The Karate Dog) died tragically with his son Wednesday when a drunk driver steered an SUV into Clark's car. A police spokeman said Hector Velazquez-Nava, the other driver, was driving without a license in the wrong lane while under the influence, making this guy a huge asshole for several reasons. Hector had asked for the SUV for Christmas for years but had repeatedly been told he would "drive it drunk without a license into a director and his son, kid." Boy, were they ever right.


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