I apologize for using the creepiest image of Bob Clark available.
Bob Clark, director of the '80s classic Porky's and perennial Christmas favorite A Christmas Story (unfortunately, also Baby Geniuses, Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2, and The Karate Dog) died tragically with his son Wednesday when a drunk driver steered an SUV into Clark's car. A police spokeman said Hector Velazquez-Nava, the other driver, was driving without a license in the wrong lane while under the influence, making this guy a huge asshole for several reasons. Hector had asked for the SUV for Christmas for years but had repeatedly been told he would "drive it drunk without a license into a director and his son, kid." Boy, were they ever right.