Brad Pitt will join George Clooney in Burn After Reading, a Coen brothers project set to shoot in August. No one knows much about the project, but both these guys give me raging hetero man-boners (because they're such good actors), and the Coen brothers did The Big Lebowski and are thus above reproach forever.
Pitt and Clooney are hoping this will be just the thing to make people forget Ocean's 13. Seriously, how many f***ing times can you rob a casino? Unless Joe Pesci's stabbing someone to death with a pen, I'm staying home.