(movie voice guy) "In a world...full of crappy sequels..." it's pretty awesome to be able to report that a sequel to The Lost Boys, of all things, is in the works. Not only did I just crap myself with glee (good thing grandma left the plastic on this couch! Even though she calls it a "davenport". Whatever, grandma. Why don't you go empty your colostomy bag, whore.)...I also get to post this AMAZING video of a buff dude sexily sax playing.
MORE SAX PLAYING! MORE COREYS! NOW WITH JACK BAUER!
I need to go lie down.
Upon further review, it appears this is going to be straight to video, and will "center on a group of Surfing vampires that are based somewhere near San Diego."
Weak, dude. At least 80% of the first one's appeal was it's funky, sleazy take on Santa Cruz, CA. Oh well. Kiefer. Corey. Corey. Jason. Buff sax dude. It was a fun dream while it lasted.