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Those three powerhouse filmmakers, Iñárritu, Cuarón, and Del Toro, who formed their own production company and proved conclusively that brown is the new black, have announced their first production. Carlos Cuarón, Alfonso's brother and co-writer on Y Tu Mamá También, will direct Rudo y Cursi, starring También stars Gael Garcia Bernal and Diego Luna.
The title translates to "Rough and Corny" and the film follows two brothers who play soccer, or as our friends south of the "border" hilariously refer to it, fútbol. No word on whether there'll be any man-on-man oral in this one. As my neighbor Tyrone says, "That shit ain't right, dawg."