Death Sentence Trailer: Bacon H8s Skinheads

July 13, 2007

The trailer for Death Sentence is now online. It appears to involve Kevin Bacon going to war with a gang of skinheads because his son sucks at hockey or something. It's good news if your friends are always throwing white supremacy figures at you during games of Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.

The movie also has Aisha Tyler, that chocolate skinned goddess who I used to fantasize about during her days as the host of Talk Soup. Mmm, I can just picture us having a brood of cheerful mulatto children who would sing and dance while I stirred a steaming pot Cream of Wheat on the stove. But perhaps I've just been watching too many newsreels from the 30s.

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