R. Kelly Remains Trapped in Closet

July 16, 2007
A nightmare to anyone with claustrophobia or good taste.

IFC has announced that R. Kelly will remain trapped in the closet just a bit longer, with the network ordering 10 additional chapters to the already epic hip-hopera Trapped in the Closet. Assuming you've seen this--perhaps at an awkward social gathering where someone started playing the series--you know that this news is madness. This is like finding more books of the Bible, but a rhyming Bible with an even sloppier, less feasible narrative, and I think a dwarf.

All 22 episodes will be available to stream at IFC.com, and will be utterly unbearable to watch in one sitting.


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