Tom Cruise Taking Star Trek?

August 7, 2007


A trusted source of IGN has said J.J. Abrams is looking for an A-list star cameo in his Star Trek prequel, and is currently hoping to pull Tom Cruise in for the role of Captain Christopher Pike, Kirk's predecessor. I can't think of exactly how to word the hilarious connection between Star Trek and his goofy, space-based religion, so please do your best to come up with something. Bonus points for references to Oprah's couch, storing Katie Holmes in a pod, or Xenu.


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