'Burn After Reading' Destroys Brad Pitt's Sinuses

September 24, 2007

If there was any doubt in your head that you wanted to see the Coen Brothers' Burn After Reading (even with John Malkovich, Frances McDormand, George Clooney, and Brad Pitt in the cast?!), let this little gem quell your doubts. On the set of the film this Sunday, Pitt was seen with a bloody nose and a bike helmet, screaming expletives. Print this out and it's perfect for acting out all of your aggression towards the rich and famous in a non-illegal manner. You may have great looks, tons of money, and a phenomenally beautiful wife, but look how I busted your grill, you bitch. Plus, you still have all those kids who are definitely going to resent you in a few years, so enjoy it while it lasts, pretty boy.

Brad Pitt Has a Bloody Nose [Just Jared]

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