Eye of the Dolphin Re-invents Bad Boy Beastiality

September 13, 2007

This isn't really a new trailer, since the movie was released a few weeks ago, but I really felt this needed to be seen. In Eye of the Dolphin, the filmmakers re-tell the classic love story of a bad boy from the wrong side of the tracks with a good girl whose parents forbid her from seeing him. Except change all instances of a bad boy with a dolphin.

Watching the trailer, it's like they literally took a high school romance script and did a find/replace in Word, replacing "boy" with "dolphin." This gives us memorable lines like, "I forbid you from having any more contact with that boy dolphin!"

And I don't know where they got this narrator, but it's my new definition of what a child molester sounds like.

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