Written by a Nobel prize-winning author, adapted by an Oscar-winning screenwriter, and focusing on a historical romance, Love in the Time of Cholera is sure to be up for Oscars and very boring to the layman. The poster for the film asks the simple question, "How long would you wait for love?" My short answer to this is, "Until the diarrhea from your cholera subsides."
NOTE: I have no idea what time the "time of cholera" refers to. Is it something like "the Internet age"?
Official One-Sheet for 'Love in the Time of Cholera' [Cinematical]