In news I would have never even considered, Danny DeVito told MTV Movies that he's seriously considered doing a sequel to Throw Momma From the Train, saying:
I actually haunt Billy [Crystal] all the time. I always call him and say we should do a sequel. I called Billy at 7AM one morning. I must have woken him up and I was like, 'I have this idea.' He was like, 'Are you done?' He went back to sleep.
While this is strange news, I find it even odder that Billy Crystal is suddenly so picky with his sequels. What, were Analyze That and City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly's Gold such great scripts that you couldn't turn them down? You should be grateful this project wouldn't involve you standing around telling 20-year-old jokes with Whoopi Goldberg and Robin Williams. And besides, how else will we know...
...has Momma been thrown from another train?
...what other transportation has Momma been thrown from?
...have other relatives have been thrown off things?
...if Momma is thrown north off a train at 50 mph, how long it would take for her to reach another train traveling south at 65 mph?
...what is Momma's relation to Mama of Mama's Family?
...where is Curly's gold?
You may have answered the last one, actually.