'Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem' Banners Show Off Claws

October 31, 2007

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The problem with this Aliens vs. Predator: Requiem banner, aside from the concept it's promoting, is that this is like the lamest pose a Predator can make. If you could be there, at the Predator Bar Mitzvah or wherever they get their learning claws, this is definitely what every 13-year-old Predator is doing.

"Did you see my claws, dude? Get a shot of me showing my claws. Wait, is the red light on? I want the red light on, too."

And this is clearly every Predator's senior picture. It's their equivalent to our holding the lame instrument you play in band.

I've placed its counterpart, where an Alien is posing like a decrepit grandma, under the cut.

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AVP:R Banners & Clip [JoBlo]

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