Best Movie Boobs Remind Us of Cancer

October 9, 2007

Did you know this month is National Breast Cancer Awareness Month? I know, it always sneaks up on me, too. Luckily, FilmThreat has reminded me the only way they know I'll pay attention--through the objectification of women--with their list of "The 50 Best Breasts in Movie History."

They've thankfully attached clips of the noteworthy breasts to each entry, in case you aren't familiar with a particular rack, but I found the subtitles attached to some of the women's names far more fascinating. Are you familiar with Jane Russell's chest? Well, maybe you should be, because according to FilmThreat, she has "million dollar mammaries." Don't you love how the busty Jayne Mansfield (above) "brings on the home-grown cow juice"? And how had no one yet thought to refer to Italian breasts as "Neapolitan knockers"? Congratulations, Sophia Loren--you've got 'em!

The 50 Best Breasts in Movie History [FilmThreat]

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