Variety announced Jake Gyllenhaal will star in an yet-untitled action film involving a race to colonize the moon. I don't know what director Doug Liman will call this gem, but here are the titles Star magazine is surely brainstorming at this very moment:
- Brokeback Lunar Mountain Range
- Donnie Dark-Side-of-the-Moon-O
- October Sky, November Space, December Moon
- Bubble Boy 2: Bubble Man (on the Moon)
- Buzz Gyllenhaaldrin
Did I miss any?
Jake Gyllenhaal flies to the 'Moon' [Variety]