'Love in the Time of Cholera' Trailer Plagued by Emotional Diarrhea

October 11, 2007

Things to be learned from the Love in the Time of Cholera trailer:

- If you try cheating on John Leguizamo, he will aggressively blow out your candle.

- Decades of yearning for a girl from your youth in the "time of cholera" is a grand romantic gesture, rather than the pathetic display of obsessiveness it is today.

- Telling me there are "original songs by Shakira" does nothing towards making me watch a lengthy period melodrama.

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